Is this thing on?
*blows into mic*
Anyway, yeah. This is that awkward first post, where I have to welcome everyone. Nngh. WELCOME, EVERYONE! Now sit down.
This is me shack. This is where all the shite that I think is worth my time will be made worthy of yours. Expect rants, expect reviews, expect ‘riting (three Rs, alliteration, don’t hit me). So, yeah. Have a gander at that top bar up there for more info, but for now, sit tight, kids.